Funny Friday!

This was TOO great not to share...

We're enjoying temps in the 70's and working in the flowerbeds...so nice to be outside & make the yard look alive again!

Happy Friday & don't forget about the Oscars Sunday...we've got our party foods planned out!  

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
>
> Six married men will be deropped on an island with one car
> and
> 3 kids each for six weeks.
>
> Each kid will play
> two sports
> and either take music
> or dance classes.
>
> There is no fast food.
>
> Each man must
> take care of his 3 kids;
> keep his assigned house clean ,
> correct all homework,
> and complete science projectscook, do laundry,
> and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
> with not enough money.
>
> In addition, each man
> will have to budget in money
> for groceries each week.
>
> Each man
> must remember the birthdays
> of all their friends and relatives,
> and send cards out
> on time--no emailing .
>
> Each man must also
> take each child to a doctor's appointment,
> a dentist appointment
> and a haircut appointment.
>
> He must make
> one unscheduled and inconvenient
> visit per child
> to the Urgent Care.
>
> He must also
> make cookies or cupcakes
> for a social function.
>
> Each man will be responsible for
> decorating his own assigned house,
> planting flowers outside
> and keeping it presentable
> at all times.
>
> The men will only
> have access to television
> when the kids are asleep
> and all chores are done.
>
> The men must
> shave their legs ,
> wear makeup daily,
> adorn himself with jewelry,
> wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
> keep fingernails polished
> and eyebrows groomed .
>
> During one of the six weeks ,
> the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back
> aches,
> and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once
> complain or
> slow down from other duties.
>
> They must attend
> weekly school meetings,
> church, and find time
> at least once to spend the afternoon
> at the park or a similar setting.
>
> They will need to
> read a book to the kids
> each night and in the morning,
> feed them, dress them ,
> brush their teeth and
> comb their hair by 7:30 am.
>
> A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each
> father will be
> required to know all of the following information:
> each child's birthday,
> height, weight,
> shoe size, clothes size
> and doctor's name.
> Also the child's weight at birth,
> length, time of birth,
> and length of labor,
> each child's favorite color,
> middle name,
> favorite snack,
> favorite song,
> favorite drink,
> favorite toy,
> biggest fear and
> what they want to be when they grow up.
>
> The kids vote them off the island
> based on performance.
> The last man wins only if...
> he still has enough energy
> to be intimate with his spouse
> at a moment's notice.
>
> If the last man does win,
> he can play the game over and over
> and over again for the next 18-25 years
> eventually earning the right
> To be called Mother!
>
> After you get done laughing,
> send this to as many females as you
> think will get a kick out of it and
> as many men as you think can
> handle it.
> Just don't send it back to me.... I'm going to bed.
>