Funny Friday

I don't know if "Funny Friday" is a blog post starter yet, like Best Shot Monday or Wordless Wednesday, but if it isn't it SHOULD be and maybe I'm starting a trend here, who knows!  What I do know is that I can't get through a single day without trying to find humor or create humor in some way.  Then if you're

 the mom of 3 children at various ages, humor is BOUND to come to you!  Here are a couple stories from 2 of my children from the last few days.  Surprisingly, Jack is not one of them...THIS time!

OK, you all know OR SHOULD HAVE read my last post titled "My Dream" where I talked about my dream is to dance on DWTS and the conversation I had with my children about it.  Well, yesterday after school I told Annie I found the PERFECT song for me to dance to while I was on DWTS and told her all about it.  A little later on, this is what happened...

Annie: Mama, I really don't want you to go on DWTS.

Me: Annie, why not?

Annie: Because when we go out to Hollywood to see you & watch you dance, I'm going to have to miss so much school that I'll have to be in study hall for 3 or 4 days to catch up!  

Gotta LOVE my 8 year old daughter for even THINKING I could get on DWTS and for thinking that I'm sooooo good that I won't get voted off IMMEDIATELY and she'll miss a lot of school:)  Oh yeah, she's getting some extra chips in HER allowance jar!!

My other Funny Friday story/conversation took place with my 3 year old son, Sam driving him to preschool the other day.  Being that he is 3, he's trying to exert his independence, do EVERYTHING himself, not wanting any help, you remember those days if you're not living them at present.  Anyway, we were going along, he was not happy with some answer I gave or that I wasn't turning around to look at him do something, I can't even remember, but this is what happened next...

Sam: I'm mad at you.  You're gonna go to jail.

Me: But Sam, if I go to jail, then who is going to pick you up at school.

Sam: Well, (he uses well, to start his replies to almost everything) I can walk home by myself.

Me: Oh, Sam, then how are you going to walk home and cross the street with all these cars?

Sam: Well.....(long pause)    I don't know!

I burst out laughing, then he followed and just to hear his little voice be so, so sure of himself and all the answers he was giving, then to admit that that part, he didn't know was so cute!  Now he also told me the other day that my legs were scratchy and that he was gonna get his tools to fix it.  He enjoys watching Bob the Builder and Handy Manny, so I guess his male mind already has him thinking he can fix ANYthing!!  

Happy Funny Friday!!  Any funnies you'd like to share????